It is time.

womble · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:10 pm

zackddog wrote:

I kept waiting for one of the girls to fall in the pool. I kept waiting for something other than some real bad white girl butt shaking (can't call that a booty shake) I feel like a desperate housewife, all buck, no bang.

Theres supposed to be a 'bang' wow I guess I missed out on that, it's true white girls can't shake booty unless their Shakira :lol:

red6devil · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:30 pm

Good to see Zack finally getting down and reading a book, now he's an ebook mod:

sherlockx · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:36 pm

A genuine video of Womble dancing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVBERPC3mgI

zackddog · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:38 pm

Red? You having me followed? How did you get that pic?

Seriously now, where do I get that book? You know me and dog collars.

sherlockx · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:42 pm

Here is the wanted Poster for Zackddog

Below is a description of a Pterry Pratchett Discworld character. I wonder where he got the inspiration from? :twisted:

Quote:

Gaspode is a small terrier-like dog who possesses human-level intelligence and the ability to speak, as well as an extensive collection of diseases (including one which is only found in pregnant sheep). However, since everyone knows that dogs can't speak, people tend to interpret his speech as personal thoughts, a tendency which Gaspode regularly uses to finagle food from passersby.

zackddog · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:01 am

I did not get "thrown out of the circus". That's how rumours start. Misinformation and lack of information.

The rat bastards ran away from me.

And B-I-N-G-O is not my name-o.

Beukies · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:33 am

Womble's Wiggly Wednesday

zackddog · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:37 am

She: "Excuse me sir, can you please help me get something off of my breasts."

Beaukies: "Sure thing miss!" "What is it?"

She: Your EYES you old perv!

Beukies · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:44 am

More Womble

womble · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:23 am

Beukies wrote:

More Womble

Aww thats nice Beukies :wink:

, I wish I was that graceful, unfortunately this is more like it:
http://www.jokeroo.com/videos/funny/belly-dancer-owned.html
:roll:

Beukies · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:47 pm

Merry and Red decided to take time off and go to the beach (again!).....

...but they had a little mishap on the way.

They eventually reached the beach...but alas...another mishap!

They then decided to get an amphibian because of their problems with all the water around them.

...but........

In the meantime:

womble · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:40 pm

Sorry but I have some bad news
http://www.jokeroo.com/videos/fail/beer-wasted.html

Beukies · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:48 pm

womble wrote:

Sorry but I have some bad news

Quote:

$200,000 Worth of Beer Wasted

OMG!!!!

womble · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:17 pm

Reactions to this bad news were a bit worse here
http://youtu.be/VkzYRe71KsI

zackddog · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:51 pm

If she wiggles or jiggles, she'll snap her neck.

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