Round 33
Q & A01. [Isak] - Do u exterminate .. ? Well, you're still alive aren't you? So
No (for now).
02. [pjmpjm] Is this an extinct occupation?
No02. [ElleKing] Is this a real occupation?
Yes03. [Amill] Are you related with arts?
Yes04. [spiritofchaos] Does this occupation have any connection to Norse Gods?
No warning: this answer may change after some research05. [MaditaPiccolo] Is this occupation fictional (fictional as in does not (yet) exist on our planet such as time-traveller, enterprise captain etc) ?
No06. [mandarintintin] Does the occupation involve animals?
A simple yes or no answer is not possible here.
07. [pjmpjm] Are men more likely to do this job than women?
No08. [yousofine] Are you from the service sector?
Yes 09. [Blueram] Do you work in the tv sector?
Yes sometimes10. [spiritofchaos] Are you ever seen on screen?
Yes 11. [MaditaPiccolo] Are you an art / antiques appraiser?
No but sometimes I have been known to.12. [yousofine] Do you need some specialised tools or machines to do your job?
Need you say...
No12. [pjmpjm] Do you work on screen in the American television industry?
Yes but not all the time13. [mandarintintin] Are you a stunt-person?
I'll go with
No but not everyone would agree14. [thebomb] are you an actor/ress? Um.
Yes unlikely to ever win an Oscar, but still15. [ElleKing] Are you a body double (for when the actor/actress don't want to show his/her body in some kind of naked scene)? To the best of my knowledge
No though I wouldn't be surprised if it has happened at some time in the past. 16. [spiritofchaos] Are you usually inside a costume/heavy make-up?
Yes but not always17. [MaditaPiccolo] Are you an animal actor? (like a chimpanzee for example)
No No No18. [pjmpjm] Do you make television commercials?
No but I gotta admit, that would be something to see!19. [ElleKing] Are you an extra (walk-on part)? As a general rule
No but it has happened. At least once.20. [thebomb] are you a director? A simple yes or no answer is not possible here
at first I thought that said dictator...21. [spiritofchaos] Are you a horse's arse? Are you usually dressed in animal costumes, for example, as the back end of a horse?
No not usually 22. [mandarintintin] When you appear on camera, in costume, do you have two legs?
Yes usually *
23. [pjmpjm] Are you a weatherperson?
No24. [ElleKing] Are you a clown?
No but I can be if you want25. [spiritofchaos] Are you a vlogger?
No not as a profession anyway26. [MaditaPiccolo] Do viewers recognize you when they see you on TV? as in obviously that character is that actor.
Yes I assume you are asking if I'm wearing a costume is it likely to hide my identity?27. [mandarintintin] Are you evil? A simple yes or no answer is not possible here.
Personally, I'd go with No, but some would disagree.28. [pjmpjm] You are the TV presenter who draws the lottery tickets/balls/whatever?
No not as far as I'm aware, but I'd love to be proven wrong 29. [ElleKing] Do you work in movies for the cinema too?
Yes not as a general rule though30. [spiritofchaos] Are you a children's television presenter?
NO31. [thebomb] are you one of the Teletubbies?
No I'm going to the pub now to try and get that image out of my mind. I may be gone some time32. [Mickey101] Are you a porn star?
No well, how much money are you offering?33. [pjmpjm] Are you a telemarketer?
No not yet anyway...34. [ElleKing] Are you a stand-in, an understudy?
No35. [MaditaPiccolo] Are you a Magician?
No but it rather depends on who you ask 36. [Amill] Is this job country/region specific?
No not even slightly (apart from the Vikings)37. [mandarintintin] Do you do sign language?
No well, not in the way you mean...38. [thebomb] are you a TV news anchor?
No sorry I missed this. I was laughing so hard I messed up 39. [ElleKing] Are you a ventriloquist?
No there is a joke here... but it would probably get me banned.40. [Mickey101] Do you dance? Oh
Yes not always, but the dances are special41. [pjmpjm] Are you the onscreen performer who turns the audio into sign language for people who are deaf?
No 42. [mandarintintin] Are you a mascot?
No I'll explain at the end, but that one deserves a prize for the funniest question so far43. [thebomb] are you a pupeteer?
No though I must admit, this one comes close44. [spiritofchaos] Are your appearances onscreen on scripted programmes (as opposed to reality shows or documentaries)?
No not as a general rule. though there are at least two exceptions45. [MaditaPiccolo] Are you a circus performer on TV?
No 46. [Mickey101] Do you sing?
No not unless you pay me. or I'm having a shower. sometimes if I'm drunk. 47. [mandarintintin] Do you provide community service announcements?
Yes but not in the way that you think48. [spiritofchaos] Do you dress up to play pranks on people (like in Punk'd)?
No not as part of the job49. [pjmpjm] Are you a talk show host?
No though some might disagree with that50. [thebomb] are you a marionette?
No not in a physical sense anyway51. [MaditaPiccolo] Do you act(motions or voice) in animated movies?
No but I would if you offered me enough52. [mandarintintin] Are you Sooty or one his friends?
No but in RL I do know someone who owns one of the original puppets53. [mushabooks] Are you a doctor?
No but I do see one on a regular basis54. [Mickey101] Are you a ballet dancer?
No I dance to a different rhythm55. [thebomb] are you an artistic tv show host, the show being " ART ATTACK" for example?
No but I would if you offered me enough56. [mandarintintin] Have you ever been on South Park?
Yes I've never seen the show. Had to look it up.57. [pjmpjm] Are you a quiz show host?
No though that would explain a lot58. [Mickey101] Do you mostly appear on TV/ screen/ theatre/ etc. as yourself, not role playing as other characters?
Yes mostly59. [ElleKing] Are you a professional wrestler (like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was)?
No60. [MaditaPiccolo] Are you a musical actor?
No61. [spiritofchaos] Are you
a kardashian an Osbourne?
No 62. [pjmpjm] Are you Ozzy Osbourne?
No 62. [Mickey101] Are you some kind of dancer?
No many of us do, but it's not actually part of the job title63, [ElleKing] Are you an exotic dancer/stripper?
No n
ot in the way you mean anyway64. [spiritofchaos] Do you eat hamsters?
No 65. [MaditaPiccolo] Are you a human that is employed in some capacity?
Yes it was a bat you heathen!66. [thebomb] are you, simply, a celebrity?
No some are, but the vast majority are not67. [ElleKing] Are you a Burlesque artist?
No though it's an easy mistake to make68. [spiritofchaos] Are you a real housewife?
No not as a general rule69. [pjmpjm] Are you Radiohead?
No 70. [mandarintintin] When on South Park, was your character killed?
No As far as I'm aware. Never watched it, I just read the synopsis71. [Mickey101] Are you a comedian? I try, but
No 72. [MaditaPiccolo] are you one of the muppets?
No 73. [ElleKing] Are you a mime artist?
No 74. [mandarintintin] Does your work involve religious evangelism?
No 75. [pjmpjm] Are you the lead singer of a rock band?
No Not as far as I'm aware. But it has happened twice in Japan76. [spiritofchaos] Are you contestants of some kind?
No Except for competing with others in my profession obviously77. [Mickey101] Are you a politician?
No but I do know a few78. [MaditaPiccolo] are you a pirate?
No but I do know a few79. [mandarintintin] Does your occupation start with a letter from A to M?
Yes80. [thebomb] are you a narrator?
No not usually, but there are occasions... 81. [spiritofchaos] Do you announce or commentate on live events?
No 82. [Mickey101] Are you a geisha?
No but I could be. how much do they earn?83. [MaditaPiccolo] Do you get paid for your occupation?
oh Yes84. [thebomb] are you a cheerleader?
A simple yes or no answer is not possible here.
personally, I would say no, but some would disagree.85. [spiritofchaos] Are you a Matador? Ole!
No but that is one hell of a straight line...86. [pjmpjm] Are you a wrestling/box ring announcer, like Michael Buffer?
No 87. [Nicoleb] Are you a taxi driver?
No but it is a similar line of work, really.88. [MaditaPiccolo] Is your activity child-friendly ?
No not in any civilised country89. [mandarintintin] Is your mascot an animal?
Yes actually, it's a guy dressed as an animal, but I guess that's what you mean90. [pjmpjm] Are you a superhero?
No not usually, but if you want me to be...91. [spiritofchaos] Are you a football player?
A simple yes or no answer is not possible here.
it depends on your definitions92. [Mickey101] Are you related to sports?
No not in the way you mean, anyway93. [mandarintintin] Are you known for cooking?
No 94. [pjmpjm] Is your occupation related to the military?
I would say
Yes 95. [MaditaPiccolo] Are you in a vegetable costume?
No but if you want me to...96. [mandarintintin] Does your work sometimes involve being in places without internet access for days at a time? personally,
Yes. In terms of the game - it depends which country you are in. Probably.
97. [ms772] are you ship captain?
No but I could introduce you to a few, if you'd like 98. [catarinaszelsky] are you a doctor?
No but I could introduce you to a few, if you'd like 99. [pjmpjm] are you a model?
No100. [MaditaPiccolo] Are you a gameshow contestant?
No101. [mandarintintin] Do you usually wear a particular color (or colors) of clothing for your work?
No it's not mandatory, but there are certain colours that are rather popular.102. [MaditaPiccolo] Are you an actor that makes people cry out of sadness?
No not sadness...103. [pjmpjm] Are you the Invisible Man?
No is that an actual job?104. [pjmpjm] Are you President of the United States Donald Trump?
No I
've known a few presidents, but I wouldn't stoop that low.105. [MaditaPiccolo] Do you work of a script?
No not as a general rule. did you have something specific in mind?106. [Mickey101] Do you wear a wig?
A simple yes or no answer is not possible here.
107. [rchhuon99] are you a chef?
No but I could introduce you to some famous ones, if you'd like 108. [MaditaPiccolo] Are you a musical actor?
No but I've been known to make people sing.109. [pjmpjm] Are you the guy in the gorilla suit?
I don't understand the question, so I have no idea what to say here...
110. [thebomb] are you a maestro?
No not in the way you mean111. [halalau] Are you a TV producer?
No but I could introduce you to a few, if you'd like 112. [ms772] are you butcher?
No another great straight line that I refuse to rise to... 113. [rchhuon99] are you a bullfighter?
No an even better straight line that I won't give in to...114. [pjmpjm] Are you the Lone Ranger?
No but if you changed the spelling slightly...115. [Mickey101] Is the town named after your occupation in USA?
Yes116. [ms772] are you a smuggler?
No 117. [thebomb] are you the bald eagle?
No must resist the straight lines... must resist... must resist...118. [spiritofchaos] Is there more than one town named after your occupation?
No sometimes it's the really simple questions that take the most research...119. [pjmpjm] Are you the infomercial guy who sells vacuum cleaners on Channel 7 in Biloxi, Mississippi?
I have no idea how to answer this question.
never been to Mississippi, and I thought Biloxi was a condition...120. [ms772] Does your occupation start with a letter from A to G?
No but several synonyms do, and I will accept any of them.121. [13Ice] Does your occupation start with a letter K,L or M?
No but al least one synonym does.122. [spiritofchaos] Are you a Father Christmas?
No but the job is remarkably similar really...123. [aleenna] Are you a drummer?
No but the straight lines keep coming...124. [pjmpjm] Are you a Clint Eastwood look-alike?
A simple yes or no answer is not possible here.
I really didn't see that one coming.125. [MaditaPiccolo] Are you still alive or has your occupation killed you?
Yes to the first and
No to the second.
though my occupation is rather dangerous...126. [rchhuon99] Are you really Santa?
No but I could be if you want127. [spiritofchaos] Do you play a weird form of football where you use dung instead of a ball?
No has anyone ever told you that you are a very strange person?128. [ms772] is your occupation described in one word?
Yes usually. not allays, but usually.129. [pjmpjm] Are you Pat Robertson?
No but his face rings a bell... 130. [thebomb] are you a stuntman/woman?
No not as a general rule anyway 131. [spiritofchaos] Are you a gigolo? (Loveladies, New Jersey) A simple yes or no answer is not possible here.
132. [thebomb] are you Fame? (Fame, West Virginia)
that's an occupation?
sign me up133. [ms772] are you impersonator?
No not as a general rule, but I can be if you want134. [pjmpjm] Are you Santa Claus?
No but there are certain similarities135. [Mickey101] Is the town named after your occupation in any of these state: Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida?
No but it does have a wiki page136. [aleenna] Are you a keno writer?
No137. [spiritofchaos] Are you a Hooker (Oklahoma)?
Yes well done!
I wasn't certain about the answer to 4. After a fair bit of research, I did give the right answer. Good me.
*After considerable research, I have found one occasion where the answer was no.
The 50 questions clue: I have sailed the seven seas. Well, some of them anyway. OK one of them (but it's a big one).
The 75 questions clue : I do have a mascot, and my favourite colour is red.
The 100 questions clue: There is a town named after me somewhere in the first world.