DANG IT! I need my glasses! Gonna have to drive half blind to the One Hour shop. Crap! Hate that, I can't find my older pair either. I need my glasses to find my glasses.

Can you use duct tape to splint a nose? How about to stop the blood from gushing out of it?

Five Boston University students were found bound and covered in condiments, their heads partially shaved, in the basement of a frat house Monday in Boston.
Boston police arrived at the Alpha Epsilon Pi home to investigate a report of a party, but when the partygoers fled, cops found five adult men in their underwear with their hands taped behind their backs, kneeling on the basement floor. The men were covered in chili sauce, coffee grounds, honey, mustard, hot sauce, flour, and empty sardine cans, according to a police report.

I thought duct tape fixed everything?
I feel your pain if I lose my glasses I'm blind, I need someone to find them for me, I need new ones too these ones keep falling off (GLASSES not clothes ) when I look down!

I'm sure that the legs on your frames can be adjusted to stop your glasses from sliding down your nose.
If that doesn't work, try taping them in place by running some duct tape around your head, from the bottom of your chin to the crown. Give it a few good wraps, you can never have too much duct tape.

ps. The vow of silence is not optional.

How about Hugo Weaving? Hard to imagine him as Bad Ass Agent Smith in The Matrix, after his role in Priscilla.
One thing about Hugo that you have to watch out for: DO NOT let him near your bank information. He's from Nigeria.

He's not a prince is he? He'll be posting letters next
Didn't Neo's mother tell not to take pretty coloured candy from stragers?