Internet users don't care about cats or dogs ... They care only about bandwidth and free content.

Internet is a kind of telepathy.

False! The Internet is just spies and bots! If someone says that they can read your mind on the Internet, they are spying you, of course! And if Google is finishing your words for you, it is because we all are so similar and easily predictable.

All fortune tellers are liars.

Nope. Some are actually accurate, esp those who read your palm and stars ....

Palmistry often produce accurate readings ...

Just ask them to read any book from your palm and you'll see how wrong you are!

The happiest people in history were nomadic hunters.

Wrong ! They were the most worried people, as they did't know when they will be able to eat again ...

Scientists have managed to produce organic robots ... This proves conclusively that human beings are just robots made by another Creator ....

No, it just proves that scientists can make robots out of anything! But they can't make a robot the natural way, the way the humans multiply. Only this would prove that we are related

The best medicine from depression is getting a pet.

Nope. You would only depress the pet ...

Self fulfilling prophecies are worst, because they make you question free will.

Wrong! It's autocorrect that puts in doubt the idea about free will the most! Because it makes people send silly messages like "swimming in my poop" instead of "swimming in my pool". Damn autoerect! /:


Religions are against life because all of them can't wait for the end of the World to come sooner!

Wrong !! For eg, Buddhism ask us to live in the present and not in the future.

Religions predicts the end of the world to satisfy Man's innate need to see destruction. Just consider how many watched and rewatched 9/11 on the TV ....

You can't even imagine how many people watched the video 9/11 backwards! As a happy story about twin towers rising from the dust! So you are wrong!

Putting exclamation marks at the end of every sentence makes a message stronger.

WRONG. I hope you got the answer. You can also put some bad words in the sentence to make the message stronger.

Even written words can be misinterpreted. Civil cases and religious fanaticism are proofs.

You're wrong! People don't misinterpret words - they stick to them too much. They forget that everything changes and gods can be crazy too.

Stepping in dog poop with the left foot is good luck!

Right or left, stepping on poop itself is bad luck. It can be good luck, only if it is somebody else's feet.

Only female mosquitoes bite. And they don't even have any teeth !!

Wrong! My stomach believes nothing of the sort, as it acts like it has a `chip on it`s shoulder` instead...

WRONG !! Not only stomach have no shoulder, you have wronged the entire game...

Knowledge is the antithesis of idiocy.