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For the next hour You may post the funniest Chocolate or Cookies jokes
(Nothing offensive please)


Risque is ok, innuendo is better.
You may post 4 jokes.
Are you rash enough to show your sense of humour?

The reward will be 30 WRZ$ per valid post


RULES FOR RASH HOUR

1. maximum 4 jokes per person (post more than 4 and you get no reward for any of your posts)
2. no duplicates or off topic jokes
3. duplicate or off topic jokes will simply be deleted
4. Written or picture jokes only no videos.
5. No big images, please! 800 pixels wide maximum
6. Editing of a post is not allowed after the contest has closed.
Grumpy Old Druid has spoken


RASH! RASH! RASH!
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Jul 17th, 2021, 8:46 pm
What do you say when two cookies made out of the same material get married? You obviously call it a batch made in heaven.
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If you want to be happy, be... Happiness depends upon ourselves. :wave:

Cheers,
Diva ♥ x
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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
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What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?
Decad-ant
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Why did the Oreo cookie make an immediate appointment to go to the dentist? Because he lost his fillings!
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If you want to be happy, be... Happiness depends upon ourselves. :wave:

Cheers,
Diva ♥ x
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What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
A candy baaa.
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What do you call stolen cocoa?
Hot chocolate.
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Jul 17th, 2021, 8:49 pm
My son is three years old and I took him shopping.
When we got home, he had a chocolate bar in his pocket.

Now, I didn’t buy it and he certainly didn’t buy it, so I marched him straight back to the shopping centre and went to the jewelers.
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Jul 17th, 2021, 8:51 pm
Which is the most favorite song of all cookies? It most definitely is 'Don't Go Baking My Heart.'
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What will a German cookie say to you when he greets you? He will greet you by saying "gluten-tag!"
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How does a pirate react when he sees cookies? He says, "Ay mate, Chips Ahoy".
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