[goldie0608]

[prokroustis]

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Gimme a pint and a mop.”

[prokroustis]

George R.R. Martin, Joss Whedon, and Steven Moffat walk into a bar, and everyone you’ve ever loved dies.

[Zbignieww]

[atreidesx69]

A guy walks into a bar in Cork, in Ireland, and asks the barman: "What's the quickest way to get to Dublin?" "Are you walking or driving?" asks the barman. "Driving," says a man. "That's the quickest way," says the barman.

[goldie0608]

[atreidesx69]

[atreidesx69]

[bookworm28]

Give a man a duck and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to duck and he’ll never walk into a bar.

[bookworm28]

A snake walks into a bar. …
The bartender says, “How the fuck did you do that?”

[13Ice]

[bookworm28]

Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can’t tell me that was just a coincidence, man.

[bookworm28]

A blind man walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair…