Aspersions and calumnies upon my character - it's outrageous!
This is me. Humanitarian. Scholar. Some say Saint, but that's another fellow
The others???
Mouse? Developed a callous disregard for human life after she fell in with that fast Disney crowd
JG? Blackout drunk - seen here on a week long bender calling out for more booze and "bacon"
Bear? Sold her soul to rock'n'roll and then to Baphomet, 'nuff said
Finally, there is FreezeMe. Ruthless. Biting. The coldest of the cold
It was FreezeMe that put the chill on Roger - book it!